Do you like listening and telling jokes? How do you know what joke is proper to tell to your friends? Do people in your family like to tell jokes? What are some common subjects that people in your country or city like to joke about? Are there any funny jokes that people from one part of your country like to tell about people from another parts of the country? What’s the subject of their joke? Who’s the funniest person in your family or friends? When was the last time you laughed at a good joke? What was the joke about?
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Andrey Kishchenko
2/29/2012 10:49:20 am
I like jokes so much.Somebody says,'laugh harder,live longer' I like telling jokes.I don't tell jokes to people i do not know. when i am in a circle of my friends, I tell jokes in there. My friends understand all proper and inproper jokes. My kids are small, so we do not use many jokes in our family. when all my brothers and sisters gather in a house, we tell jokes ther.Some in my country, people who live East because we all live in Ukraine, but many people from East speak Russian.Therefore, we have many jokes about them. Every time I speak on the phone with my brother,I laugh hard because he knows many Jokes and knows the time to tell them.He is a truck driver,so he has nothing to do but jokes.He is the funniest person I know.
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Peter Nosach/homework
2/29/2012 11:16:43 am
I like tolistening and telling jokes. All of my family like to tell jokes. I know some common subjects, that people in my city like to joke. It is elephant and mouse. An elephant is a big, but mouse is a smool. The big person is an elephant. A smool person is a mouse. There are any funny jokes that people from one part of my country like to tell about people from another parts of the country. The subject of their joke is person, who is smilling and person, who isn't smilling. In the USA people are friendly and smilling. In the Russia people have bored faces.Sometimes it is joke, sometimes not. The funniest person from friends is my teacher. She gove a lot of jokes during the lesson.The last time I laughed at a good joke was in my classes because I have a lot of classmates who like to tell jokes.The joke was about bad weather.
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Eun K.Kim
3/1/2012 07:24:16 am
I like to listen and tell jokes. You have to know the person very well to be able to tell if the joke is proper or not My husband likes to joke a lotCommon subjects that people of Korea like to talk about is people's inter-culture though out different province. I like to listen and tell jokes. You have to know the person very well to be able to tell if the joke is proper or My husband likes to joke a lot Common subjects that people of Korea like to talk about is people's inter-culture though out different province. In Korea, people from Seoul often joke about people from rural area because their dialects has strong acceThe joke is about how people from Chungchong province has really laid back attitude even in urgent situations I think my husband is the funniest person in my family. It's been a day or two since I laughed at a good joke My husband joked about his belly getting big as mine
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Rostislav G.
3/1/2012 09:03:56 am
Most I like to listen. Jokes try not use. Two neighbors play in the yard Peter and Vasya.Second day Peter run to Vasya.He is in that time put leg and Peter fall.Peter stand up and run to father crying. That what does jokes.
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Naa C.
3/1/2012 09:39:09 am
I sometimes like to listening to a joke that may telling a funny story. Jokes could be facts, but one person can still make the other laugh too. Since we are all human beings, we should not be serious all the time. Even the president can make the people laugh, and even a policeman or policewoman aren't serious at all times. For example: in a whole movie, not the whole movie doesn't have to be serious. Although some parts are still serious, some are jokes, some can touch another's hearts, and some parts can bring a sense of danger. If a producer only produces serious movies, who will be watching? Not many of course. On July 4, 2003, my family and relatives went to Orland,Florida for a vacation. First we went to spent a night in a motel, and in the morning, my relatives came to my wife and I and complained that the poor motel didn't provide any blankets. They said that when the room got too hot, they turn on the A/C, but later when the room was too cold, they couldn't find the blankets! Later in the afternoon, we went to a Chinese restaurant, where the waitress asked what kind of drinks we wanted. My relatives asked for some hot tea, but after they had their hot tea, his wife asked the waitress, "Can you put some ice in this please? It's little too hot for us." That was one of the most humorous part of the experience .
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Ruslan Tsesslynn
3/1/2012 12:14:06 pm
In my country Ukraine people are like telling jokes and funny story. It maybe real or not true story, but all it are good and smily. I like telling and listening same too. Some jokes are from life people and becouse it very like people and it maybe smily us. In my county people tell: “in each joke is part joke, but other is true”. Some time our jokes are help to us when we are sad and us need support anybody. We need in relation with other people and can say joke too. It very supported us and give very nice feel.
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Irina K.
3/1/2012 02:28:51 pm
I don’t like to joke, I don’t like when somebody jokes with me. I hate when my husband plays tricks or jokes with me. Do I make myself clear? Why I don’t like to joke? I am very trusting, honest, person and I don’t understand most jokes. My husband jokes with me but I think being truthful! My father also likes to joke. When we eat a fish he usually makes a scene as if he chokes on the bones, I get very scared and nervous. I think not good to joke with children. Kids are naturally very naive and trusting towards adults. If parents joke with their children today, tomorrow children may not trust them at all. In my opinion people have to be very careful when joking.
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Nour Abusnaina
3/1/2012 02:32:19 pm
I like listening and telling jokes sometimes. I know a joke is proper to tell my friends when they don’t feel uncomfortable listening to it. Yes, I know people in my family who like telling jokes. People in my country make jokes about drugs and people. No, I don’t know any jokes that people say about other countries. The funniest person in my family is my brother. The last time I laughed at a joke was today. The joke was about a wife and her husband.
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Khoa T
3/2/2012 01:36:28 pm
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Duc L
3/3/2012 02:05:56 am
I like listening and telling jokes. Because jokes are a short story and it is not real or can be true to tell to people and make they laugh. What is the joke we tell our friends are some things don’t important. We can tell a lot of subject we want like movie, game, or some things we see or have in our live. But it’s not real just for fun, or we have stress. I think is my uncle he is always telling to make everyone laugh, so he is the funniest.
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Khanh Nguyen
3/3/2012 07:05:55 am
I like to talk jokes so much. Whatever I see my close friends; we are talking everything our life, jobs, etc… We always have jokes in talking. The jokes were talked about many things which funny. The contexts of jokes are a lot of thing in your life; sometimes it is imaged or added for funny purpose. If you want to hear and understand clearly for the joke, you must have good skill of language of stories. The jokes are talking about this meaning but you must understand another meaning instead. For a long time in love, the guy came into his lover to say clearly with her father:” I would marry your daughter, Dad”. “Have you talked with my wife yet?” the father’s girl says with surprised. “I haven’t met your wife, but I still love your daughter more than.” The man said. This is example. The joke makes funny, happiness. This is magic medication for cure stress.
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Aida Araceli Cardenas
3/3/2012 03:21:55 pm
Sometimes listening and telling jokes, I like but depend exactly it's funny because some people's abuse talked and use dirty works. In my country usually speak in double work is equal you don't understand. Some people used different name example Chabelita is equal gossep. My younger sister is funny and my old son always take any situacion to speak joke. I was the last time laughed, last Sunday when I watched TV funnies videos.
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Olena K.
3/3/2012 04:15:09 pm
I love when people joking. Joke elevates mood, reduces stress. When I have a good mood, I also love to joke. In my country every day is a joke, as well as on television programs about the many different humor. In my country is very famous man, his name is Petrosian. After his transfer people repeat his jokes ,between my family too . Everyone loves to joke. Jokes mostly about different situations in life, about the communication between people between members semi.Last time I laughed half an hour ago, when my whole family got together to eat. Joke prolongs life - so jokes good for your health!
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Johanna F
3/3/2012 10:20:51 pm
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Irina A
3/4/2012 03:02:36 am
I like listening to jokes and laughing .Everybody in my family jokes around especially my husband he always tells me jokes. I think it’s healthy to laughing. Also I like to watch comedy shows on TV. My favorite comedy artist is Gabriel Iglesias he is so funny. I watch him last night and me and my husband laughing so hard..
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Mehran S
3/4/2012 03:58:02 am
Jokes can be one of the attractive and elegant part of the culture and literature of any societies. They often refer to real cases of everyday life in humor. In some cases they have deep meaning and in some others just joking. I like to listen to jokes. They cause people to laugh. Laughing is naturally useful for people. It makes them happy and feels healthy. Words can be stated simply in Joke-forms which sometimes normally cannot be. There should be distinction between jokes and ridicule. More or less, to have intimate and friendly atmosphere, people makes more use of the jokes.
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Aurica G.
3/4/2012 05:48:42 am
I like telling but especially listening jokes. I am very careful when I tell jokes because I don’t want to offend somebody. In my family we make many jokes and the most funny of us is my oldest son. We have jokes about many subjects especially about politics. In my country there are many jokes as well. Our country is made up of several regions. People make jokes about people other than their own regions. In a region people are lazy, in another are slow in thinking, in other people are drunks, etc... Rude jokes but sometimes show the truth. Last time I laughed at a joke was at the last presidential elections in Romania. One of the candidates, because exit polls he thought he won. He jumps up and enjoys being sure that he is the president. The next morning, counting of votes, nominated other candidate as winner. Everyone named that candidate as president for one night.
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Khader A.
3/4/2012 06:38:20 am
Everybody likes to laugh and I am one of these people. Yes, I like listening and telling jokes. Yes, all members of my family like to tell jokes. People in my country like to joke about politic situations and alcoholics. Yes, people in my country like telling jokes about people from other parts of the country, especially about the other’s dialect. The funniest person in my family is my daughter. Last time I laughed at a joke was yesterday. The joke talked about a wife and her husband.
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Mykola C
3/4/2012 10:25:36 am
I love listening to funny jokes. I know if a joke is proper by saying it to myself. People in my family love telling jokes. Most common subjects people make jokes about is blonde people. People all around the country tell the same jokes which are usually about people or things. The funniest person in my family is my daughter, she always has a good joke to tell. The last time I laughed at a good joke was probably yesterday, and the joke was about this one old man.
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Chris (Po-Wei) Chang
3/4/2012 10:32:26 am
I like listening and telling some jokes that are funny. When I tell jokes to my friends, I know that racist or mean jokes are not proper to tell since they are hurtful. In my family we have “inside jokes” which are jokes that only people in my family understand. People in my family think it’s funny but no one else does. People from Taiwan joke about many different things however I’m not sure what American jokes are the same as the Chinese jokes that I already know. I think that my little stepsiblings are funny. They don’t tell jokes but they are really young and watching what they do is very funny since it’s cute. I laugh many times a day so I don’t really remember when I last laughed. The last joke I heard was why did the chicken cross the road. I don’t remember why since it wasn’t very funny.
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Oleksandra.B
3/4/2012 10:53:38 am
I think jokes are important in our life,because laughting makes us better.The best thing about jokes are that it make us positive.Some people don't like jokes and usually these people are sad,and negative.I don't like to talk with people like that because they dissapoint me,and make me sad too.The most common jokes in my country is about politics.My best TV program about jokes are 95 KVARTAL.All their jokes are about politics.I don't like telling jokes because I don't know a lot of them.I preffer listen jokes.The last joke that heard was about the president of Ukraine.The joke was about confusion that he did while he was talking to Ukrainian people.My conclusion is that we should be positive and smile a lot,it can make us happier and even healthier.
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Saelafen H.
3/4/2012 10:56:10 am
I love listening and telling jokes. There are a lot of jokes that are good, but you can’t tell some friends because it might be racist or offensive. For example, if you tell a joke about fat people, this may not be funny to those who are overweight. Everyone in my family love to tell jokes and listen to them. The people in my country like to joke about lazy people and people who do drugs. People from other countries like to make fun of other people like the way the talk and the things they do in their everyday life. The funniest person in my family is my brother. He always makes every one laugh when he is around. The last time I laughed at a good joke was last week. The joke was about a fat man and food.
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Saif F
3/4/2012 01:17:06 pm
I like to listen to the joke, some time you need to have fun with your friend or someone who is close to you, yes there is some joke people do not like it Because it has dirty words, but the joke is joke, my uncle he likes to tell joke But it is very funny jokes, I liked very much.
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Khalifa Al
3/4/2012 01:33:08 pm
I have a good sense of humor so I like to listen and tell jokes all the time.I know what jokes to tell my friends because we all come from the same culture and so we can understand what is accepted and what is not. All of my family likes to tell jokes, especially my mother. I am fromTripoli,Libya in Northern Africa. There are parts of Libya where people still do not have updated technology like phones and computers. When these people come to Tripoli we always like to make fun of these people when we see their reactions to the modern city. Honestly I am the funniest person in my family and every one agrees with me. Anything I say can make my family and friends laugh! I was just laughing about my friend, Ahmad Al Massri and his dad just two minutes ago. I was making a joke about them and all of us in the room are laughing.
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Dmytro P
3/4/2012 03:54:31 pm
> I like listening and telling jokes and anecdotes. Most people like jokes. I like to tell jokes very often. I did it at home, at work and among friends. Jokes always help. For example when, I was in the company of strangers. A few funny stories relaxed them. They laugh and feel comfortable. Scientists say laugh is nice for health. People very like jokes and anecdotes in my country. They meet communicate doing and telling them. There are different topics. For example Peter made a boomerang. Dad tired to throw it away. I have funny friend in my country. When we were together it was a lot of laughs and fun. I wrote on the sugar sweet death today. My brother saw and asked. Who did it Yevgeniya? She is his daughter. I said. I did it. We laughed the whole family. Jokes, anecdotes and funny stories are very good for people.
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May P.
3/5/2012 05:49:36 am
I don’t joke around much. And sometimes my English is not that good to joke because instead of trying to tell the joke I end up telling what I try to mean. It just not one of my thing and I don’t want to cause confusion. I went to comedy show with my boyfriend and his friends last month at Punch line. It was Dave Chappell show. He is very famous American comedian. I only get half of his jokes. It was very funny. The ticket was expensive and you have to buy at least two drinks at the Punch line. I was glad that I went that night
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Guzal
3/8/2012 04:32:54 am
During my life I liuke listen and tell jikes.It's fannu,and help to increase my filling very good condition.Also very angry person can laugh if somebody tell jokes.It is very good way to be happy,because the jokes make linger you life,and reduse stresses and more medical problems.If sombody have diabetis,he must laugh more,and their blood shugar will decrease,and they willfeel better.
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Yevgeniya P
3/10/2012 10:32:08 pm
I like to listen and to tell jokes. I always know what a joke like my friends. In my family, everyone loves to make jokes, but most of all, my uncle was joking. He likes to joke about everything. Our country is very popular jokes about blondes’ girls, and much more about. I don’t know jokes about which people from one part of the country would like to tell about people from other parts of the country. I have a lot of funny friends. Every day I laugh at good jokes. Sometimes a joke can become even a common situation. Well when people make jokes and laugh a lot, because it prolongs life. I and all my friends are really loved of a joke.
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Yelena B
3/14/2012 07:08:26 am
I like to listen to jokes and sometimes telling some. The jokes I say don’t really hurt anyone, there just funny. Some people in my family like my 15 year old son love to tell jokes; he is the funniest in my family. In my country people like to tell a lot of blonde jokes like, this blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.” “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.” The last time I laughed at a joke was this blonde jock, I heard it yesterday.
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Vasiliy B
3/14/2012 07:23:38 am
I like to listen to jokes if it’s actually funny, and I sometimes tell my own jokes. There aren’t a lot of people in my family that can tell a good joke because there still small, but my oldest son, has a lot of good jokes my favorite one is a blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
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Vadym CH.
3/20/2012 09:47:32 am
Most people like jokes. I don't like listening and telling jokes. Many people like to tell jokes which target 'other people' such as people of other religions, other nations, other linguistic groups, members of other political parties.Telling such type of jokes shows a hate and jealousy about others.You should remember is that the people judge you on what you speak and what type of jokes you tell.
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Nasiba Salieva
5/15/2012 07:10:54 am
I like listen and tell jokes.It's fannu, and it is help for my filling to be good condition..It is very good way to be happy,because the jokes make linger you life,and reduse stresses and more medical problems.I like jokes for many reasons: First of all, jokes help me to be active.Second,jokes help me to reduce nervousness,and stressful situation in my life,And I can fill myself more comfortable.
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